I went to see the doctor today: its a disaster, I’ve been diagnosed with Over-plucking disorder. You know, that compulsory force that drives you to frenetically pluck out your eyebrows Pamela Anderson style: that makes it a serious problem. Don’t get me wrong, I dig the 90s and all, I just dig them less when they are making a comeback on my face.
It gets worse: eyebrow anorexia isnt the only misfortune that I must live with, I also suffer from the frizz plague. I have anxiety attacks when I leave the house on a humid day, not knowing how my unsubordinate wannabe-waves will behave . In my case, it usually looks like my finger got stuck in the electric socket 10min after I have left. Trust me, I’ve tried everything, but my frizzy glory will always have the upper hand.To top it off, im also also suffer from nail chipping syndrome.
Charles keeps telling me I am a self-absorbed hypocondriac, and that worse things can happen in life. Well, this will finally prove him wrong – Ha!